THE SHOW NOTES: One Monkey Flings Poo. The Others Dance.

Welcome! Pirates are terrorizing San Francisco Bay.

MAJOR: A record-high percentage of Americans trust Republicans to manage the economy over Democrats - Gallup

NEW: Are drug cartels banning fentanyl sales? - Reuters

BREAKING: A Texas Congressman was carjacked in Washington, DC.

TRIAL: Sam Bankman-Fried heads to trial for stealing billions from FTX users.

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