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Brad Williams is a hilarious "midget" comedian (See his special Fun Size on Prime), but I believe he / their community use the term "dwarf".

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Look, your humor’s not that funny…

We’ve moved on…We’re OVER it!

Stifle that upcoming chuckle!

“Funny” now just doesn’t fit.

Did I see you crack a smile, sir?

Did I see you start to laugh?

We call that “micro-aggressing”…

An offensive, ugly gaffe.

Do you need to be retrained, sir,

In Big Brother’s Humor School?

Sir, your levity’s the problem.

Parody’s no longer cool.

So, we’ll monitor your giggles…

We’ll be regulating smiles.

We’re in charge of every punch line.

We don’t really like your style.

We’ve got spies, and we’ll be watching

Your comedic point of view.

In this designated “Safe Place”,

Funny man, …we’re watching YOU.

So, no joke, you’d better listen.

No more satire!…Close it down!

We’re the Humor Regulators…

We don’t want your kind around!

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If a midget smokes weed, they get “little high” and break into choruses of “The Lollipop Guild”. …………

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Love the Babylon Bee

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How fitting to receive this as I sulk because the boss lady is pissed at me because she didn’t find funny a light-hearted comment I made to someone else earlier today! Sigh…

At any rate, there is a podcast called Uncommon Sense that the Society of G.K. Chesterton produces. The episode from August 24th is titled “The Importance of Humor.” It is only 27 minutes long, and knowing my opinion means and is worth absolutely nothing, should be listened to by all.

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